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If
My Nose Were
Full of Nickels,
I'd Blow It
All On You
Do You Love
As Good As
You Look?
Get Your Tongue
Outta My Mouth
'Cause I'm
Kissing You
Goodbye
Her Teeth
Were Stained,
But Her Heart
Was Pure
Here's A Quarter,
Call Someone
Who Cares
How Can I
Miss You If
You Won't
Go Away?
I Changed
Her Oil, She
Changed My
Life
I Don't Know
Whether To
Kill Myself
Or Go Bowling
I Fell In
A Pile Of
You And Got
Love All Over
Me
I Flushed
You From The
Toilets Of
My Heart.
I Keep Forgettin'
I Forgot About
You
I Wanna Whip
Your Cow
I Would Have
Wrote You
A Letter,
But I Couldn't
Spell Yuck!
I Wouldn't
Take Her To
A Dawg Fight,(even
if she had
a chance to
win)
I'd Rather
Have A Bottle
In Front Of
Me Than A
Frontal Lobotomy
I'm Just A
Bug On The
Windshield
Of Life
I've Been
Flushed From
The Bathroom
Of Your Heart
I've Got The
Hungries For
Your Love
And I'm Waiting
In Your Welfare
Line
If I Can't
Be Number
One In Your
Life, Then
Number Two
On You
If Love Were
Oil, I'd Be
A Quart Low
If The Phone
Don't Ring,
Baby, You'll
Know It's
Me
If You Don't
Leave Me Alone,
I'll Go And
Find Someone
who will
If You Leave
Me, Can I
Come Too?
Mama get The
Hammer (There's
A Fly On Papa's
Head)
May The Bird
Of Paradise
Fly Up Your
Nose
My Every Day
Silver Is
Plastic
My Head Hurts,
My Feet Stink,
And I Don't
Love Jesus
My John Deere
Was Breaking
Your Field,
While Your
Dear John
Was Breaking
My Heart
My Wife Ran
Off With My
Best Friend,
And I Sure
Do Miss Him
Oh, I've Got
Hair Oil On
My Ears And
My Glasses
Are Slipping
Down, But
Baby I Can
See Through
You
Pardon Me,
I've Got Someone
To Kill
She Got The
Gold Mine
And I Got
The Shaft;
She Got The
Ring And I
Got The Finger
She Made Toothpicks
Out Of The
Timber Of
My Heart
She's Got
Freckles On
Her, But She's
Pretty
Thank God
And Greyhound
She's Gone
They May Put
Me In Prison,
But They Can't
Stop My Face
From Breakin'
Out
Velcro Arms,
Teflon Heart
When You Leave
Walk Out Backwards,
So I'll Think
You're Walking
In
You Can't
Have Your
Kate And Edith
Too
You Can't
Roller Skate
In A Buffalo
Herd
You Done Tore
Out My Heart
And Stomped
That Sucker
Flat
You're The
Reason Our
Kids Are So
Ugly
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