No Trash In My Trailer

No Trash In My Trailer

Yes I live in a single wide
To get up here takes 4 wheel drive
A mean old dog who's name is Dixie Sam
Got a motor hanging from a tree
Got a satellite dish and a trampoline
That don't make me what they say I am

There ain't no trash in my trailer
But they might find an empty can of beer
There ain't been no trash in my trailer
Since the day I threw you out of here

I burn my trash in a big ole drum
Sometimes I might shoot my gun
That dog of yours on watch is hard to miss
This place is like heaven now
It's more like hell with you around
Let em talk say anything they wish

There ain't no trash in my trailer
But they might find an empty can of beer
There ain't been no trash in my trailer
Since the day I threw you out of here

There ain't no trash in my trailer
But they might find an empty can of beer
There ain't been no trash in my trailer
Since the day I threw you out of here

There ain't no trailer trash livin here

Sung By Gene Watson

YOU KNOW YOU'RE TRAILER TRASH WHEN . .

The Halloween pumpkin on your front porch has more teeth than your spouse.
You let your twelve-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids.
You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.
You think a woman who is "out of your league" bowls on a different night.
Jack Daniel makes your list of "Most Admired People."
You think Genitalia is an Italian airline.
You wonder how service stations keep their restrooms so clean.
Anyone in your family ever died right after saying, "Hey y'all, watch this."
Your Junior/Senior Prom had daycare.
You think the last words to The Star Spangled Banner are, "Gentlemen, start your engines."
You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off its wheels.
You had to remove a toothpick for your wedding pictures.
The bluebook value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas it has in it.
You have to go outside to get something out of the 'fridge.
One of your kids was born on a pool table.
You need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the House of Tattoos.
Ya can't get married to yer sweetheart 'cause there's a law against it.
You dated one of your parents' current spouses in high school.
You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk.
Your school fight song is "Dueling Banjos."
Your toilet paper has page numbers on it
Your wife's hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling fan.
Your front porch collapses and kills more than five dogs.

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Angel Note: This page in no way is intended to imply that living in a Mobile home is demeaning or makes you trailer trash.
I stay in one my self now and it is beautiful. This is all just in fun.
Although some people have truIy earned that title by the conditions they choose to live in and would no matter what their dwelling!

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